…we left our heroine battling a giant sea-panther with only a conk-spear and her natural charisma.
Okay, not really, but here are some updates that I meant to give earlier. I’m sorry I didn’t let you know about them sooner, but I either got busy, wrote a different post, or just plain forgot.
First, with regards to Jet, I have joyous news. In case you don’t remember Jet, he is the psychotic dog who declared war on me and my clothes.
After a long a tedious battle —with many casualties—Jet finally made a fatal mistake that cost him the war.
When I first arrived at this apartment, the living room area was devoid of all signs of life. No posters. No paintings. No wall art. No photographs. No throw pillows. No curtains. Absolutely nothing.
Well, I convinced Jet’s owner, Jasmine, that it would be best if our apartment had some personality; so, we went 50/50 on decorations for the apartment. One of those decorations happened to be floor length hanging curtains.
As the window, and thus the curtains, are near my room door, Jet mistaked the curtains for one of my possessions and peed on them. This happened to be the straw that broke the camel’s back.
Jasmine, tired of Jet’s pee escapades, sent him back home.
Viva la Tiffany. Suck it Jet.
The second and final update that I have pertains to Skittles Vodka.
After making the Skittles Vodka, I decided that I was going to taste the rainbow. I got five different shot glasses and filled each with a different color. I then began.
I downed them in order red, orange, yellow, green, and then purple.
After shooting red, I had to continue with the rest quickly, or I wouldn’t have had the strength to continue. They were AWFUL.
Red = Robitussin
Orange = Ipecac with an Orangy-Zest
Yellow = Lemon Dish Soap (Yes, I’ve had my mouth washed out before)
Green = Pine-Sol
Purple = Grape Cough Syrup
So even though they predominately tasted like medicine and/or cleaning products, the only effects they had were upsetting my stomach and then making me feel disgusted and dirty.
