Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome... I am you host, Tiffany.
I just recently graduated from Clemson University in South Carolina with a Bachelor's Degree in English. And ever since then, all I've heard from people are frivolous questions such as, "Are you going to be a teacher?" or "What are you going to do with a degree in English?"
These questions come from people who dropped out of high school and don't understand that I go to school because I enjoy knowledge. I truly want to better myself.
Who really cares what I do with my degree? It's just a sheet of paper that shows I'm smarter than you.
Besides, no--I am not going to be a teacher; however, I'll tell you what I am going to do to the next person to ask me that question. I'm going to take my diploma out of its protective covering and give you a major papercut... and then wait for infection. If I'm lucky, maybe even amputation.