There is something extremely addicting about this time of year. No it isn’t the warm sunshine. No, it isn’t the giddy excitement of upcoming summer vacation. It’s the deliciously minty smell of the elusive Girl Scout.
The rare Girl Scout is only seen once a year. They hibernate during the colder months and, just before spring, they emerge in mass. Along with them comes Samoas, Do-Si-Dos, Tagalongs, and—my personal favorite—Thin Mints.
When I get the first whiff of these cookies, I completely lose control. I just HAVE to get some. I NEED them.
In my personal opinion, those little Girl Scout girls are demons that have come to tor-“mint” me. Don’t let their cute little girl shells fool you.
Master Pimps and Drug Dealers don’t have anything on these little girls. They push their wares, and like an addict, you can’t say no. And because they only show themselves once a year, you have to buy in bulk.
Personally, I know that my freezer is now so crammed full of Thin Mints that I might have enough to make it happily until July. Then in July, I’ll reach my last box of addicting goodness. That last box will have to sustain me for the rest of the time and I’ll be forced savor every mouthful.
You know what? I’ve already spent too much time away from my cookies, and all this talk of Thin Mints has made me hungry. I have to go. I’m going to get my fix…
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ReplyDeleteHa, I just watched Despicable Me yesterday, and now I really want to try Girl Scout cookies. I've never had them, you know. It's on my bucket list.
ReplyDeleteHOLY SUGAR HIGH!!! You need to get some Girl Scout cookies immediately.
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